MAMMY TUNA

Mammy Tuna es un grupo donde unos señores tocan unos instrumentos. Tambien hay una señora, muy guapa por cierto, creo que se llama David.

Como veis en realidad son atunes vestidos de personas, y aunque al principio dan un poco de miedo he llegado a pasar buenos ratos con ellos. Una vez que te acostumbras a que estas hablando con peces gigantes y que han de llevar unas bombonas de agua en la cabeza para no morir, resultan ser personas muy agradables y entrañables con mucho talento musical.

En mi tiempo metido en su ambiente extraño y submarino he aprendido muchas cosas, y se me han ocurrido algunas frasecitas que me gustaria compartir con vosotros. 

Os animo a que añadais mas si se os ocurren o me digais cuales son vuestras favoritas.

MAMMY TUNA: NO MAS TUNA ABURRIDA

MAMMY TUNA: NEVER JUDGE A BAND BY ITS NAME
MAMMY TUNA: NO ES UNA NUEVA MARCA DE ATUN
MAMMY TUNA: PREGUNTENOS POR EL ORIGEN DE

NUESTRO NOMBRE
MAMMY TUNA: NO OS PREOCUPEIS, J ESTA POR

DETRAS Y SE LE VE MUY POQUITO
MAMMY TUNA: PORQUE LAS SARDINAS ESTAN MUY

VISTAS
MAMMY TUNA: TE SORPRENDEREMOS CON NUESTRAS

VESTIMENTAS ESTRAMBOTICAS
MAMMY TUNA: TAMBIEN CONOCIDOS COMO MR. T
MAMMY TUNA: WE PLAY GUITARS AND STUFF
MAMMY TUNA: YOUR FUEL FOR THE WEEK
MAMMY TUNA: BETTER THAN THE OTHER GUYS
MAMMY TUNA: NOW, WITH EXTRA TUNA
MAMMY TUNA: NOW, WITH EXTRA BUTTERFLIES
MAMMY TUNA: PARA PC O MAC
MAMMY TUNA: CON BLUETOOTH Y CONEXION WIFI DE

ALTA VELOCIDAD
MAMMY XXNA: SOLO FALTAS TU
MAMMY TOON: VERSION DIBUJOS ANIMADOS
MAMASITA TUNA: VERSION CARIBEÑA
MAMMYTUNA:SINBARRAESPACIADORA
MAAAAAAAMMMY TUUUUUNA : DILO CANTANDO
MAMMY TU NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA HEEEY

JUUUUDE
MAMMY TUNA: MEJOR QUE GRADUACIONES, EXAMENES

DE SABADOS O COMUNIDADES AUTONOMAS DEL NORTE
MAMMY TUNA: "ANUT YMMAM" ESCRITO DEL REVES

Si no les habeis escuchado aun os ordeno que lo hagais:

http://www.myspace.com/mammytunaband

Si os ha gustado os pido que les voteis, mas info aqui:

http://mammytuna.blogspot.com/2011/04/arenal-sound-2011.html

mas sobre esto pronto.

-DM  ;)



Royal Duties

Royal Duties By Geoff Wilkins

Blood trickled down his arm.

He held the severed head of the leader of the rebels triumphantly over his own, for all to see.
The crowd cheered the Hero, whose name was Anthracis, as he approached the King´s throne.

“ My liege your enemy has been vanquished” proclaimed Anthracis “ and his second in command has been captured to be interrogated” He pointed to the man to his left, who was tied and gagged.

The Old King stroked his beard and rose to address the people.

“Let it be known in all the realm that the Hero Anthracis has completed his quest successfully” He declared “ The leader of the rebels is no more, and with him will end the danger faced by our people. As promised, I officially declare Anthracis a Knight in the Royal Court”

The people cheered again and applauded, but in the confusion a spear pierced the King's heart. It was Vincent, the rebels second in command, who had freed himself and grabbed the guard's weapon.

He turned to Anthracis who in a swift movement of his sword disarmed him and with the guards help apprehended him again.

In the panic and mourning the wise men of the kingdom held an emergency meeting to declare the new king, and found that the recently appointed knight Anthracis was the next in line, for all the other knights and royal princes had been slain in the past weeks by the rebels.

Amongst the first points of order of the new king was to libetate Vincent as an act of good faith with the rebels, who in return declared a peace with the new king. Several days later they were given lands, as part of the agreement, and their new leader Vincent was named baron.
However the new king ensured the Baron Vincent was not in the line of succession. Just in case.

The Bloody End